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now go post hentai in the admin board for me to fap to

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I CAN FLY ON A PANCAKE COVERED IN TOMATO SAUCE WHILE EATING A PINK CHOCOLATE BAR COVERED IN GRASS BUT IT WAS EATEN BY A RAINBOW FLAMINGO THAT FLEW INTO A BLACK HOLE LEAVING BEHIND BLACK SPARKLES THAT ATTACKED ME WHILE TALKING LIKE REBECCA BLACK, EXCEPT THEY HAVE NO BALLS OR GIANT PINGAS. BUT THEN, A GIANT ORANGE SWIRLY THING IS LIKE "PEW PEW PEW!" BUT THEN, THIS GIANT FLYING MONKEY WITH PEPPERONI COMING OUT OF HIS HEAD WHILE SMOKING FIFTY CIGARS COMES OUT OF A MAN'S SHOE AND IS ALL LIKE "FML" AND SLAPS TEH SWIRLY THINGY WITH A HUGE POPSICLE MADE OUT OF A FURRY BLOB THAT LOOKS LIKE MY TOOTHPASTE SO THEY BOTH FALL INTO A MOUNTAIN WHO TRIES TO OMNOMNOM DEM. AND HE'S ALL LIKE "IMMA BIG MOUNTAIN AND IMMA EAT U NUBCAIKZ!!" SO DEN I SMOKED SOME M&MS IN THE BATHROOM WHILE FIGHTING TUTU-WEARING NINJAS DRESSED LIKE A SPERM, BUT DEN ALL OF THESE GIANT MECHA ROBOTS THAT LOOK LIKE ICECREAM CONES WITH GIANT CHINS COVERED IN PAPER BAGS FLEW IN FROM THE TALKING POO DIMENSION OF ASSHATIA, AND WERE ALL LIKE "YO DUDEZZ WAZZUP" SO DEN THEY STARTED FLAMING US AND BLEW UP THE WORLD WHICH LOOKED LIKE JB'S HEAD, SO THAT'S A GOOD THING, YAYYYY!! BUT THEN, I WAS A HOBO SO I HAD TO MOVE TO A PIE WITH OBAMA WHO LIVES IN A PIE NEXT TO ME, BUT HIS PIE THEN GAVE ME AIDS AND SAVED THE WORLD BY DOING SO. BUT THEN, THESE GANGSTA CRICKETS THAT SOUNDED LIKE STANDUP COMEDIANS INVADED MY PIE. THEY LOOKED LIKE MARIO, WHO IS ACTUALLY THE LORD OF ALL DARKNESS AND SATAN'S TRUE MASTER. SO THEN THIS BIG, FREAKING WATERY THING POPS UP!
AND I WAS LIKE, "OHHHH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT?!"
HE BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYBODY!
AND THEN HE DISAPPEARS.
WHO THE HELL WAS THAT??
THAT GUY WAS COOL!
DOES HE DO BIRTHDAY PARTIES?
I WOULD LIKE A GIANT, WATERY MAN AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!
IF I COULD REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS.
I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS THE DAY I WAS BORN!
ISN'T THAT WHEN MOST BIRTHDAYS ARE?
ANYWAYS, THEN THIS ASIAN ALIGATOR STARTS SINGING "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP" AND I'M ALL LIKE "STFU" BUT HE SHOOTS LIGHTNING BOLTS AT ME THAT SPARKLE LIKE THOSE TWILIGHT VAMPIRES.
I CAN MAKE LIGHTNING BOLTS TOO! EXCEPT I NEED A LIGHTER AND SPAGHETTI MIXED IN GASOLINE. IT'S A WONDERFUL DISH TOO! BUT SUDDENLY, BUT THEN, SUPER MEGA KABLOOIE JESUS COMES OUT AND PUNCHES THE TERRORIST FROGGIE IN THE TESTIMACLES! BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A KITTY CAT MIXED WITH A FIRE-BREATHING DEMON.

YOU KNOW! LIKE LADY GAGA!
I ALWAYS LOVED THAT LITTLE BOY GIRL CREATURE! IT REMINDS ME OF A TUNA SANDWICH!
WELL NOW YOU KNOW THAT, AND KNOWING IS HALF TEH BATTMOBILE!


BUT DEN, ALL OF TEH TINGIES ARR (YEY, IMMA PIRATE!!!!) SUCKED INTO DIS GIANT GODZILLA THINGIE RIDING GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A **** IN THE SKY
A SKYGINA IF YOU WILL. WAIT, WHO'S WILL?

SO DEN A FREAKING POO THAT SINGS OPERA COMES OUT AND FIGHT A RAINBOW POPTART CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDMA TO THE DEATH!
THAT'S TOTALLY FACEBOOK IN A NUTSHELL! EXCEPT WITH MORE BOOBIES!

BUT THE GRIM REAPER IS LIKE "NU, I HATE CATS!" SO THE GIANT KITTY TURNS HIM INTO A MILKSHAKE.
I LIKED WATCHING IT HAPPENED, BUT IT NEEDS MORE "GARFIELD: THE TALE OF TWO KITTIES"

BUT THEN EVERYONE DIED FOR SOME REASON BECAUSE OF THIS UGLY BARNACLE.
SO I HAVE COME TO A CONCLUSION.

BARNACLES = NAZIS

THE COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTE TRUTH.


SO WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THIS STORY?
USE PROTECTION.



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